12 inch pianist

A guy walks into a bar and puts down a package on the floor. Package is moving and the bartender says what the hell is that, you can't bring animals into the bar. The man reaches down grabs the package and pulls out a beat up old bottle, a tiny piano, a piano stool, and a tiny little man to play it. Bartender' like "what the hell's up with that". The man answers I found this Genie bottle and. The bartender grabs bottle rubs it and says I want a million bucks. All the sudden the bars filled with ducks. There's ducks everywhere on the bar, behind the bar, fill in the air, spilling out onto the road. Bartender looks at the man in the man replies if you waited a moment I would have told you that the genie is hard of hearing. You think I asked for a 12 inch pianist.